Ian Mortier is a designer and a Robocop.
First off what a cool name right? Ian Mortier? That's some cool boss shit. Did you know that mortier is like death or something in french? Awesome.
He works as a product designer for Shopify. How fucking great is that? Have you been to Shopify.com? You can sell shit or whatever, it's dope as fuck and you should totally go sign up and sell your kids to your neighbours.
I heard when he's not working he listens to mega sick electro-rock ballads and travels the earth making horrible puns! Can you even believe that shit? It's almost too sick dope.